VITAL INFORMATION:
STRESS RELIEF!!!!
To have instant stress relief do these following steps.
a) Create your own world.
b) Live in it.
1) If you are driving, and someone in a German car is either behind you or just passed you, and they are in the left-most lane, if they put their left turn signal on and there is no exit, it means, "Get the hell out of the way, I'm the big dog around here." Thats Autobahn language for "Watch out, rice!"
2) Don't ever go to Pep Boys. It's full of imagez and curry. I was once left on hold for an abnormally large amount of time, and the prices are much higher to pay for their gay advertising. Cars hate us, people despise us! GO TO STRAUSS AUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Watch out for people in trench coats carrying umbrellas on a sunny day. They are probably KGB agents from the CCCP.
4) Guodine!
